I drove up
To the
Drive-thru.
Ordered
The most valued
From the
value menu.
Patriotism.

It was payday,
So I super-sized
The most valued
From the
Value menu.

I should have
Checked
patriotism
Before
driving away
From the
Drive-thru

It was cold,
Sloppy and
looked
Nothing like it did
On TV.