It’s been one of those days:

“The good news, Keanu, you don’t need drugs. The bad news, Keanu, you can’t get drugs for this!” That’s the silver-but-very-poopy lining of my life.

Of course, I’m being overfocusically dramatic. Just means my brain is in between the matrix. Here’s the blue pill… sike. Here’s the red pill… sike, you can’t have that either. Yes, I’m doing it again. Cue: grab a beer. TGIF